Laugh loud, love a lot and live long!

nashina: until backstory proves otherwise, this is my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:12:56 -0400

until backstory proves otherwise, this is my headcanon

Levi had long-ish hair when he roamed the streets, and after he ~~fell in love~~ decided to officially join the Scouting Legion, he asked Erwin to cut him a similar hairstyle

~~he hasn’t yet realized his ears also turn red when he blushes~~

imokwiththis: torgue: if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:12:08 -0400

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

best-of-funny: penny-rose: what are you saying X

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:11:15 -0400

best-of-funny:

penny-rose:

what are you saying

X

shiiiiingeki: …its an actual hat. probably more recognized...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:00:58 -0400

shiiiiingeki:

…its an actual hat. probably more recognized here.

what the fuck am i doing

fuckyeahbertholdt: 進撃の手打 | どろん [pixiv]

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:59:30 -0400

fuckyeahbertholdt:

進撃の手打 | どろん [pixiv]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mechafaux: iveechan: screams I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:52:18 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mechafaux:

iveechan:

*screams*

I WANT TO HUG HIS BIG FLUFFY HEAD FOREVERRRr

He’s all ‘HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET A DOG INSIDE THIS MACHINE’

ask-heichou: I’ll win them over or die trying! ARMIN IS NOT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:50:10 -0400

ask-heichou:

I’ll win them over or die trying!

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

high-functioning-assbut: fer1972: Salto de Fe by Omar...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:46:45 -0400

high-functioning-assbut:

fer1972:

Salto de Fe by Omar Ortiz

snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:45:00 -0400

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

kennedyclintonkat: i did a thing this obviously isn’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:43:58 -0400

kennedyclintonkat:

i did a thing

this obviously isn’t exhaustive - these aren’t all the reasons why these women are feminists, and it’s certainly not all the feminists in pop culture at the moment

if i forgot anyone please put them in the reblogs

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:38:36 -0400

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:36:35 -0400

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:35:21 -0400

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:35:14 -0400

majikise: kikuchi yoko ( she does character design/animation...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:34:45 -0400

majikise:

kikuchi yoko ( she does character design/animation director for animes like junjou romantica/sekaiichi hatsukoi/kuroko no basuke) tweeted her drawings for kise’s birthday . Kise:”erm…today is my birthday..kuroko-cchi ?there is nothing( for me)?” Kuroko : ——— Aomine:cant help it …then i will give this to you(larva) .. She also mentioned that actually Aomine is the one who is most concerned .awwww

from her twitter @choco_kiku

queertoons: purpleneenee: silve-sky: I love you Hub. Love...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:31:08 -0400

queertoons:

purpleneenee:

silve-sky:

I love you Hub. Love you.

Yes, thank you.

No. Shame on you, Julia.

postbusters: ididntevenwanttimeline: guess who is owned by...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:30:10 -0400

postbusters:

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

I thought this one had to be BS, but I went to Bing to check it out, and it’s real.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:30:00 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

allihearisradiogaga: darecrowavis: aviculor: taleasoldastimelo...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:27:19 -0400

allihearisradiogaga:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

yep

helioscentrifuge: goatinahat: themattumblr: The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:26:58 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

Stop dividing by zero

Laugh loud, love a lot and live long!

nashina: until backstory proves otherwise, this is my...

imokwiththis: torgue: if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

best-of-funny: penny-rose: what are you saying X

shiiiiingeki: …its an actual hat. probably more recognized...

fuckyeahbertholdt: 進撃の手打 | どろん [pixiv]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mechafaux: iveechan: *screams* I...

ask-heichou: I’ll win them over or die trying! ARMIN IS NOT...

high-functioning-assbut: fer1972: Salto de Fe by Omar...

Salto de Fe by Omar Ortiz

snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl...

kennedyclintonkat: i did a thing this obviously isn’t...

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to...

Photo

Photo

majikise: kikuchi yoko ( she does character design/animation...

queertoons: purpleneenee: silve-sky: I love you Hub. Love...

postbusters: ididntevenwanttimeline: guess who is owned by...

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds...

allihearisradiogaga: darecrowavis: aviculor: taleasoldastimelo...

helioscentrifuge: goatinahat: themattumblr: The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mechafaux: iveechan: screams I...